here i made you this PIECE OF SHIT DUMB DISHRAG
I haven’t wanted hot cheetos in a while bc they tear me up and I can’t control myself in their presence but I just drank like four ounces of lime juice and I’m ready to finish the job
plant a house build a tree be the bug you want to be!!!
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
practiced for like an hour and my left hand is all swollen and stiff! now i remember you, fiber art
this is the greatest crocheted thing I have ever seen and I don’t think I could ever be good enough to make it nor motivated enough to finish but if anything’d do it!
I have decided that the texture and body of Katy’s merino would be wasted on a “statement necklace” so instead I am going to make an asymmetrical plane of square mesh stitches, however big I can manage, which will then be stitched together in one spot, as a very open collar-piece that is not a winter cowl. Aggressively futile postapocalyptic crochet. I like the idea of a large square mesh because it is a soft geometric, an articulated vision (a grid) which immediately abstracts itself, and this is a very cool and correct look for me. I also think a very open stitch is less stupid than a lot of other crochet. The thing about it is that crochet is actually not very economic (re: yardage) compared to, say, knitting, I guess? and even very big, open stitches on a huge ass hook use up a lot of yarn. But! I have made up my mind about knitting!! I really like this idea because it doesn’t look very first project but it is actually very simple and I think I can do a good job of it without a ton of practice. I never quite got to level “even and reliable stitches” but I am thinking even if I am messy it’ll look very good. This is a very easy plan.
I found a lady who I really loved on ravelry, like, all of her shit is exactly my shit!! And then I was like, where is she from? Guess where she’s from!! Latvia, obviously.
Why do the kid have ti get chopped why would you chop a kid fuck this culture