if you know a punk who is an abuser or harbors abusers

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if you know a punk who is an abuser or harbors abusers
1. steal their bike, they probably stole it from a poor person anyway
2. steal their bike and donate it
3. steal their bike and sell it for scrap because you need the money more than they do
4. steal their rare bike and undersell it on craigslist just to spite them
5. tell their parents about their tattoos so they get cut off
6. report them to the humane society because they probably don’t feed their dog
7. email a link to their blog to the law schools they are applying to
8. report them to the irb
9. tell the innercity nonprofits they work for that they stole their bike from a homeless person
10. cut off their white people dreds
11. warn the little caesar’s that they are getting stolen from by an oogle
12. tell all their friends how much money their parents make
13. hack their blogs and make posts letting everyone know how much money their parents make
14. convince them that their org is being infiltrated so they no longer have any fun at potlucks
15. donate their entire zine collection to barnard
16. send their zine to maximum rnr to be reviewed unfavorably
17. open for them at a show but instead of playing your own songs, play all of their songs and ruin their set (this only works if the person is minimally as punk famous as spoonboy)
18. guilt them about their avocado tattoo
19. make fun of them about their avocado tattoo
20. tell them quinoa is unethical
21. run them over
22. push them off a bridge
23. light them on fire
24. rob them
25. write a zine about them and then put that zine inside all their shitty zines at every distro
26. be prettier and smarter and more successful and more politically sound than they are (easiest one)
27. tell everyone that they are abusers or apologists (this one often doesn’t hurt them much, sorry)
Tagged: revenge punk as shit abuse katy helped with this katy biz politics

Posted on March 2, 2013 with 523 notes
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