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I am not going to write a post about how Andrew Jackson Jihad has the dudeliest fanbase of any band
I have ever seen liveat X-fest. Or the fact that it is no motherfucking coincidence that while a band that says there’s a rapist living in all of “our tiny hearts” played, I got groped up for the first and only time in any pit (ever?) all weekend. Or the fact that when I told this to a folkpunk kid, he lectured me about how rapey lyrics come from a “folk tradition,” which is a) false, like, what? even? b) a very white person thing to say and c) bull fucking shit. You know what else is a folk tradition you straightedge vegan asshat? EATING POSSUMS AND DRINKING EVERCLEAR.I am not going to tell that story, nope. I am, however, writing all of it in a letter to David Combs.
Fuck these brahs. They aren’t even from Bloomington.
(Source: youtube.com)