my mom said that for the longest time her passport had purple stains on it because one of her friends drank sloe gin and puked in her purse
i really want a coney with pimento cheese on it
I was thinking it might be extra good on a burger? maybe that would go well with a ramos gin fizz
omg what if sloe gin red bull cocktail
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: we opened the Four Loko that’s been in my fridge since around 2010 that I had been saving for the worst day of my life. (I swear I took a picture of the masking tape DO NOT DRINK THIS IT’S WORTH A LOT OF MONEY ON EBAY sign I put on it when I moved into Old House, but I can’t find it.) The worst day of (my? our?) life probably happened a few dozen times over the past four years. We decided there would be no more worst days ever again. To no more worst days.
The worst part? It was so fucking good. Cranberry Lemonade always was the best one. I miss it.
SLOE GIN FIZZES, I can’t remember the recipe right now but they were incredible. Em’s mom and my mom and my mom’s best friend all drank this in the seventies (my mom clandestinely when she was a teen) and it was the first drink Lucas’s mom ever drank (when she was 25, after her first marriage ended) and his dad said it was the drink he used to buy ladies in bars (which I think actually is how they met), what I’m saying is we need a sloe gin revival immediately, invite your mothers
we’re making sloe gin fizzes and smoking venison for the fourth of july
oh no the cheek stabbing is happening again! it’s the canned margarita!! why does this margarita give me jaw cramps????
why didn’t we take pictures of the whiskey sours in the frosty beer glasses we got at leo’s last night?? they were beautiful. i said every time they put a cherry in a drink that doesn’t call for it i feel like i’m getting hit on then spectralprojection's drink came out with TWO cherries
wait, the land shark is…gone? it’s closed?? for real??? is this real???? where am i get bowl of booze with candy in it served by bro ;;;__;;
can i mail a package in an empty leinenkugel box