POP FEMINIST PERBLOG

lucas laughed and i was like “hey booknerd what you laughing at was there something funny in your book booknerd*” but really he was laughing at dumb n dumber, which is on the tv
“i like seeing people get hit in the face with snowballs.”

*lucas is reading all of the game of thrones books on his kindle and it’s tearing us apart

PUTTIN IT IN MASON JARS N BRINGIN TO NY

dude this drink is a one drink drunk drink

church pants

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO DUMP MY PERIOD BLOOD IF THE MAINTENANCE DUDE IS IN MY BATHROOM

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO WORK IF I CAN’T ACCESS ANY BLUSH

IS LIFE EVEN WORTH LIVING

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

H8 MEN

Woke up alone in the house with a maintenance guy screaming and and stomping and huffing and throwing stuff around, knocking my makeup all over the bathroom while I hid in my room and bled on the bed. Lucas came home and told him to come back later so we can use the bathroom, but of course we can’t use the bathroom because it’s covered and grease and water and the sink is broken. And of course he won’t come back ever, because that’s how dudes do shit. Now Lucas is stomping and huffing around.

Trade one dude stomping and huffing for another dude stomping and huffing. Being in my home is stressful all the time.

rgr: Dinner plans?
lkl: Quesodillas, with 100% real Armadilla

jurassicsquid said:

if the library was closer i would ride my bike up there to deliver tampons. i think this might be my new business idea, menstrual products delivered by bike. i know the name would include the words crazy, lucas, and shack.

This isn’t even funny to me because it’s so normal.

jurassicsquid:

my dad told me that for fathers day he wants me to loose weight for him. and he bought me a gym membership. score?