“bathroom clowns!”

(Source: truthmayvary)

ihateashleyj:

He admitted to owning Mean Girls and thinks it is a “bad ass movie”

Also….during the super awesome 90’s prom scene where the Donna’s are playing he tells me that he saw the donnas play once….we high five…then he said he also saw the eyeliners and thought they were way better. 

My phone died so I couldn’t just text all of this to Rikki

I think I said the same thing about the Donnas v. Eyeliners in 2002, and I still stand by it.

#1 fashion/cos inspo forever

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many-splendored-rat:

Today, my rats & I became experts on a young band called One Direction. I was reading a teenybopper magazine at work (I appreciate shirtless Zac Efron. and not gonna lie, totally think Justin Bieber’s cute.) & I found some pages that had 101 facts about One Direction. The name sounded vaguely familiar (I think one of my followers told me they existed, once), so I read all 101 facts. (did I mention they’re adorable? also, let’s ignore the fact I’m way past the age where I should find 17 year olds attractive.)

ANYWAY, while feeding the rats dinner, I decided to assign them various personages from One Direction. Unfortunately, my memory is really crappy, so I was unable to actually give them names, but I have decided Edgar is going to be the one who only has one kidney & Carter is going to be the cute little curly-haired one who hates his ears.

NOW I WILL SPEND THE EVENING MAKING UP SONGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SUNG BY ONE DIRECTION. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard anything by them.

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“Older people get to do whatever they want, and younger people don’t. My mom won’t let me wear what I want, ‘cause she’s a mom and she’s bossy. I really like belly shirts. It’s an ordinary t-shirt, but it really shows your belly. She doesn’t like that they show our body. My mom won’t even let me have a tank top. She thinks it’s not appropriate. I really want to be seven better than six, ‘cause I look like a seven-year-old. I really want to be a teenager. Now. Really fast.” - Lily, age 6, who knows what’s up.

clambistro:

I think Tara Reid saying “What’s up, class-of-‘99-ers?!” in American Reunion has just overtaken Gene Kelly rollerskating and shouting “GO!” in Xanadu as the most depressing moment in cinema everrrr.

I’m going to see this in the theater and cry about it.

You’re welcome.

(and if anyone else wants to get in on this shit, 20 for $10!)

songsforchildren:

but do i really want to pay $80 for prom tickets just to dump fake blood on myself and pretend i have telekinesis?